Thursday, January 5, 2012

Health Care: Charmin Ultra Strong

Charmin Ultra Strong
Product Description
Charmin Ultra Strong Toilet Paper. For a clean you will notice. Charmin Ultra Strong with Diamond Weave texture is more durable so you can use 4X less than the leading value brand.


Review:
What was I thinking? Review this product? We were raised not even to say the words 'toilet paper.' It was 'bathroom tissue.' So let me just get it out of the way and say this product does what one expects products of this type to do, and it does it as well as anyone can wish. In that area, I recommend it as highly as possible. Go out and buy some and you will not go wrong. Okay, now to move on. Quickly.

As you can see, one of the much-vaunted features shown on the Product Page is the Frustration Free Packaging. Now I don't know about you, but opening a roll of bathroom tissue has never struck me as that much of a challenge, and I am not known for my dexterity. However, so far, I have not had one single roll of the stuff escape unopened and make its way back to the jungle. And even if tearing through the outer wrapper and then the individual roll wrappers is time-wasting, ecologically unsound and a little annoying,this does not cause me to experience feelings of frustration and failure. I let the rest of my life fill in those blanks. The one area I can always be counted on for success is unwrapping the bathroom tissue, although I have learned to stop showing off this accomplishments to my colleagues and... OOOps, I just realized. It's "AMAZON" frustration free packaging...they're talking about the shipping package. Oh. Well the same holds true. Opening a cardboard box was one of my first adult skills. I can't play piano, but you show me a cardboard box and I'm on it like a duck on a june bug. But back to the review...

Despite my packaging faux pas, I still wholeheartedly recommend this product, not only because of its excellent quality, but because of the quantity. 6 rolls equal 18! This solves the most compelling of problems associated with this product: remembering you need more only when it is too late. In response to this situation, we tend to restock in quanity. The typical warehouse store sells bathroom tissue in monument-sized bundles that have to be strapped to the roof of the car and carried inside by a team of sherpas. Once inside, no closet can hold this...abbondanza, so you have to hide rolls under the sofa, string them on the cat's tail, and stuff them into pillow cases and call them bolsters. With the Charmin Ultra Strong, you just have to tuck 6 fat little rolls away and there you go.

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